The CROTCH POT?

I know this sounds like an April Fool’s Day joke. But rest assured, the Crotch Pot is real and ready to cook your next hiking meal. Dangle this sack down your trousers and heat your next meal. That’s the (gross?) concept behind the Crotch Pot a product so odd we had to ask the company multiple times if it’s real. But Gossamer Gear, a brand known for ultralight hiking equipment, does make it and will sell you one for $20

The concept is simple: While you walk, your body generates heat. While the result won’t be an entirely hot meal, your 98.6º furnace will at least turn your cold mush into warm mush.

Read more about this interesting piece of equipment by Managing Editor Sean McCoy a life-long out doors man who grew up hunting and fishing central Wisconsin forests and lakes. He joined GearJunkie after a 10-year stint as a newspaperman in the Caribbean, where he learned sailing and wooden-boat repair. Based in Denver, McCoy is an avid trail runner, camper, hunter, angler, mountain biker, skier, and beer tester. ON GEAR JUNKIE

 

I really don't know what to say about this??. No thanks.

 

Some of the other illustrations were a tad gross. I just can't see hanging anything down there other than what is normal. But it just goes to prove a point. Some have more money than brains.

 

How.......? I can't imagine that's comfortable lol.


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Nope

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